Childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the door. This is a good costume. You know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo you and me. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a second.
Halloween. By the way, well be taking childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had enough. Which is sweet but shes going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the door. This is a good costume. I saw this on instagram. You know what t
Childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the you know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo you and me. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a second. Really take that in. [ cheers
Childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had enough. Which is sweet but shes going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the you know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo you and me. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a
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