here are today s top lines. do you like one hump or two? let s begin tonight with america. it s great! that s what i m talking about. the upcoming fiscal cliff. between you and me, they really are the crazy people in this one. we have a live nativity scene here, don t we? it s official, the republicans hate the united nations more than they like helping people in wheel cares. if anybody needs a camel we have a live one. the constitution promises freedom of religion not freedom from religion. you have 100 mosques in new york city, you could build it three blocks away. it s 30 degrees but that baby is wrapped in a electric baseball. i want to let in this country 200 gramy irish mep a year. wall street journamarijuana. some republicans are so bummed they don t want to live in america anymore. the race between barack obama and romney lost. damn it. the silver tour teaches seniors the benefits of medical