hi, here i am in central park. it is a lovely summer day. look around me. all you can see are bikes. nasty bikes. why have two wheels when you can have four. 10 years ago this place would have been dirty with in line skaters. what happened? i intend to find out. two wheels ain t the deal! you re yesterday s news. oh god. any thoughts on what roller blades or roller blade corporate can bring this back to the masses? you know what, they have to get some cool people blading. done and done. now i m looking at what you guys are wearing, and i don t want to be an investigative reporter, but let me guess. mexico? no. canadian. canadians, all right. i m close. can i get some viva la in line skating? that works, yeah. i don t know it. viva la roller blade. no, never say that.