over three quarters of respondents don t want him to run for president. they want him to run for the hills. the poll comes as his approval ratings plunge like nancy pelosi s neckline. and most americans are as disgusted with the economy as they are with nancy pelosi s neckline. [scattered laughter] of course there is no recession, they say, as they try to redefine the term recession the weight they redefined riots and women and crime in basic biology. we would say that life takes some balls, but we don t want to miss gender it. it s getting so bad, mayor pete is polling better than joe and pete has actually done less work on the job then kamala has on closing the border. pete is now in his tenth month of parental leave and will be ready to work full time once he stopped lactating. but i get it, joe does not look good, literally and accurately. the only thing holding them together is that her plugs. and you can see why. here is a 22nd clip coming from the white house, look at
trump bomb shells. at that time january 6th hearings yesterday a star witness no one ever heard of testified about something she didn t see which right there makes her testimony as la jets mate as smoke signals from liz warren. so what s the gist? that is then president donald trump was being driven back to the white house after the january 6th rally and demanded the car pull over so he could snack on an injured dog on the side of the road. yeah. it was a pekingese which he then sleuthered in ketchup which he devoured with his hands. don jr. was in the back seat. she was told that anyway. actually she was told on the way to the rally donald trump stripped naked declared himself the king and all of shakespeare plays on his smith correspond rona processor he bothered from his head adolf hitler who isn t really dead but lives in a shampoo bottle in mar-a-lago pool house. maybe that ace bit much. but her claims are even much believable. she claims she was told that trump actuall
history. [cheers and applause] i know. i know. in history. i would not believe it myself except that there it is. in the chart i made an hour ago. super bowl xlix, final match episode good the last episode of cheers. and there s gutfeld! in that middle, doubling all of that. 4 billion viewers. [cheers and applause] the data is right there. we did it without our staff breaking into the capitol. [laughter] i bet you did not know that stuff. why? because we live in two different worlds. in one world. you are the hero and in the other, are the billing. i could be thor or say 10. each worlds mirror each other. for example it went broke the supreme court justice he wrote would be so mr. tamayo so yes to mayor. in the opposite would be the reverse. we are told by that may get that you can t respect both sides. it is one or the other. there are 64 genders but only one worldview. once in a while it is good when someone comes along to remind us that it does not have to be this way.
abortion. no, no, no, one performed on a story by the media see what i did there? i tricked you twice. it seems every day we find more proof of how corrupt the press is in killing off a living, breathing story out of convenience. it was a group effort, strangling a breakthrough expose that would have changed the landscape of an election. the press come along with dems, facebook, and twitter, took the laptop story to their own version of planned parenthood and suffocated it with a high-tech blanket. the latest bombshell, remember how joe biden claims he never spoke to hunter about his dealings with the chinese? true, they talk mostly about crack cocaine on their 15 hour flight. [laughter] on air force to go. now we know that story is as full as joe s teeth. he knew what hunter was up to, trying to make it rain with multimillion dollar chinese companies vehicle after seeing the new york times piece about chinese corruption online, joe called hunter and told him it was all c
greg: you didn t think we could do it but there you are. months of hard work and hot tubbing but he s here. i m not proud of some of the things i had to do in that tub larry but i ll do what it takes. also side note al qaeda leader ayman al-zawahiri was killed. [cheers and applause] greg: you re sick. was just 51 years young, his remains will be cremated and spread over his already cream ated remains. and to think he just finished paying off his women s studies degree. we went to his family for comment. that s terrible, show the guy some respect. let s go to his real family. you know that s even worse. you know how those guys hate pork. it s the other white meat they despise. no wonder he became a terrorist. at least he didn t get into stripping because once the robe comes off it s just ankle socks. don t ask me how i know. so when i first heard the news i have to say i was a little confused. and, no, that s not a quote from the president. first, i had not heard that name