when it s flying to a location near you, ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? what is it? [cheers and applause] that s right. it s a duck. but this duck is a nuclear duck. [ laughter ] jon: i think going with the duck undercuts the urgency of your message. [ laughter ] nuclear duck sounds like the name of a terrible adult show. yeah. it helps if you are high when you watch it. [ laughter ] netanyahu has clearly reserved israel s right to kill this duck even before it flies south for the nuclear winter. you really have to get a more threatening armageddon metaphor than duck seeing as yours is taken by aflac. [ laughter ] anyway iran has taken notice of israel s first strike threat. top iranian military official threatened a possible reementive strike warning, and i quote, we do not wait for enemies to take action against us and we ll use all our means to protect our national interest. the zio
captioning sponsored by comedy central ask jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a great one for you tonight. actress julianne moore is here tonight. she plays a inexperienced alaska governor catapulted to fame when she s nominated to become the second most powerful person in the country it s based a on a story that shouldn t be true but [ laughter ] my chair doesn t have wheels but my ass does. [ laughter ] yesterday president obama broke out the good chairs to welcome israeli prime minister benjamin bibi netanyahu in town for a quick nosh to remind us that we face annihilation at the iranians.ñi when it s flying to a location near you, ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? what is it? [cheers and applause] that s right. it s a duck. but this duck is a nuclear duck. [ laughter ] jon: i think going with the duck undercuts the urgency of your message. [ laughter ]
ask jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a great one for you tonight. actress julianne moore is here tonight. she plays a inexperienced alaska governor catapulted to fame when she s nominated to become the second most powerful person in the country it s based a on a story that shouldn t be true but [ laughter ] my chair doesn t have wheels but my ass does. [ laughter ] yesterday president obama broke out the good chairs to welcome israeli prime minister benjamin bibi netanyahu in town for a quick nosh to remind us that we face annihilation at the iranians.ñi when it s flying to a location near you, ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? what is it? [cheers and applause] that s right. it s a duck. but this duck is a nuclear duck. [ laughter ] jon: i think going with the duck undercuts the urgency of your message. [ laughter ] nuclear duck sounds like the name of a
march 6, 2012 from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central ask jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a great one for you tonight. actress julianne moore is here tonight. she plays a inexperienced alaska governor catapulted to fame when she s nominated to become the second most powerful person in the country it s based a on a story that shouldn t be true but [ laughter ] my chair doesn t have wheels but my ass does. [ laughter ] yesterday president obama broke out the good chairs to welcome israeli prime minister benjamin bibi netanyahu in town for a quick nosh to remind us that we face annihilation at the iranians.ñi when it s flying to a location near you, ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? what is it? [cheers