greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
movie but then i m not going to see it either. that s my solution to everything kat: she s going to embarrass herself because her goal is to make a bunch of men in the star wars fan base really mad and somebody else really accomplished that like nine years ago in a matter of seconds. i think we have the tape. i said it before, i ll say it again, i have never had any interest in watching spies in other words poke each other with their little space nerd sticks and i am not going to start now. you people are crazy, you star wars people are crazy. yesterday i tweeted something and all i said was i wasn t familiar with star wars because i ve been too busy liking cool things and being attractive. uh-huh. yes kat: people threatened my life. yeah, yeah, yeah. so they got really mad. greg: who was that person? kat: very blond. very kind of cute. this he got so mad, i got death threats and i don t mean death suggestions like you should die i mean like i ll be at your house at 8:00