mime here with joann. good to see you matched your layers today. oh, that s not jesse, that s andy! i was reading the wrong joke. what the andy has informed me to ask you that from now on, if you tweet him about his cats or cat-related information he will be blocking you. it s tv s andy levy. he got a job at spencer s gifts to get a discount on pasta and edible condoms, sad. writer/comedian jesse joyce wearing his target special. his moustache landed a jumbo jet on the highway after the pilot had a heart attack. former u.s. ambassador to the u.n. and also the president of red eye but you knew that. if you stood there you d see
andy. do you wish you had more time to spend with your family, and jessie, you know where i m going with this. sure do. from now on just hold up b. that means bad joke. the point with you on twitter is exactly why i have this new policy now where i m blocking anyone that mentions cats to me. i can t take it anymore. they know what bothers you. then i won t have to see them anymore. you re talking like they re not here. oh, they re here. i m all for people working less. i just don t think other people should have to pay for those people to work less. very good. that s the key here. what one of the things ohm care gets right is this notion of portability. when it comes to health care it s a crappy system when your health care is tied to your job. conservatives that began with social security. right. conservatives don t disagree. paul ryan and others have said, look, it sucks if you re stuck in a dead-end job you don t like because you need the health care, that
he would just do that so he never paid for a single drink. he would just work up bills with different people and disappear. then yell, i guess he was at the bar, i can t remember what happened. he was at the bar and they had to plead with him to go home and he refused to. now all of our viewers are going to do that. yes. this has been greg s storytelling hour. just telling you, this is not news to me. what are you laughing at, jesse? it was just it was a long way to go. i wasn t it wasn t a joke, it was a real story, jesse. all right. sometimes i try to be serious. that wasn t it, it was just a bad joke, okay? do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. got a video of your animal? we might use it. coming up, crack vending machines.
at least not since go ahead, andy. conrad dolba this. you re going to die. we re kidding, conrad. sam s revelation sparked anger across america with president obama leading the charge tweeting, congratulations on leading the way. that s real sportsmanship. there goes that story. this is the only sport i care about. joann, you liked that? i mean, you know. i have butterflies. all right. let me go to you. you led the charge to keep lesbians out of the pageantry. you must be furious about this. yeah, no lesbians. transgender contestants, the more the merrier. you have to cut it off somewhere. there s a joke there. yeah. oh my gosh! i didn t even realize i did that. that was good.
the crack is a joke. crack pipes it s it s a step mom and pop store. it has, they have a broken home. original crack pipes, isn t that what they ve used? you re asking the wrong person here the first one to say is that means you re a crackhead. no. but that is what they use if you don t sell them, right? the thing you put a rose in when you re at bodega. that is what they smoke crack out of? right. what do they do with with the rose sf do you think this is a good idea? crack pipe vending machine? have you to test them in seattle and denver first to see if there is a market for them nationwide maybe it s just canadians yes. who knows?