Larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Oh, you are very kind. Thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Please. Please. Please. Such a nice audience, and you are right, i am larry. It is amazing how you guys picked up on that. I am larry wilmore. Man, we have a great show tonight. The first gop president ial debate went down last thursday in cleveland, and it is the subject of tonights president ial coverage. Thats right. Its time to catch up on what is happening with the unblackening. Larry i dont think i should be so happy about the unblackening, i will be honest with you. It is just the music makes me happy. As with any president ial debate, the air was thick with sound bite gold like huckabees new way of funding social security. The fair tax transforms the process by which we Fund Social Security and medicare, because the money paid in consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pitches pimps. Larry pimp pimps. Is that what is going to f
Paris jackson. Musical guest Julia Michaels and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 642, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, hi welcome, everybody thank you so much [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. I give it right back to you. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. You guys, today is the first day of spring. [ cheers ] yes yeah, its that day when millions of americans look at their bodies in the mirror and ask, can we get, like, two more months of winter . I mean, i promise i promise ill do situps. I promise. I have to say, its nice waking up to the birds tweeting instead of the president tweeting. Its nice. [ cheers and applause ] of course, spring time means spring cleaning, and a lot of people are throwing out things they no longer need, you know, like clothing, old books and march madness b
Paris jackson. Musical guest Julia Michaels and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 642, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, hi welcome, everybody thank you so much [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. I give it right back to you. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. You guys, today is the first day of spring. [ cheers ] yes yeah, its that day when millions of americans look at their bodies in the mirror and ask, can we get, like, two more months of winter . I mean, i promise i promise ill do situps. I promise. I have to say, its nice waking up to the birds tweeting instead of the president tweeting. Its nice. [ cheers and applause ] of course, spring time means spring cleaning, and a lot of people are throwing out things they no longer need, you know, like clothing, old books and march madness b
Paris jackson. Musical guest Julia Michaels and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 642, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, hi welcome, everybody thank you so much [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. I give it right back to you. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. You guys, today is the first [ cheers ] yes yeah, its that day when millions of americans look at their bodies in the mirror and ask, can we get, like, two more months of winter . I mean, i promise i promise ill do situps. I promise. I have to say, its nice waking up to the birds tweeting instead of the president tweeting. Its nice. [ cheers and applause ] of course, spring time means spring cleaning, and a lot of people are throwing out things they no longer need, you know, like clothing, old books and march madness brackets. [ chee
In fact, theyve even given me a sizable check in exchange for which i promise to deliver them the undisputed song of the summer. So, jimmy, juice it. Hyundai presents the song of the summer of the century. It aint the heat. Its the rockmiddity. With special guest daft punk. [ cheers and applause ] stephen thats right, folks. French electropop megastars daft punk, the artists behind the hit get lucky on the colbert report, was something that was going to happen when we made this graphic. Unfortunately daft punk is not here. crowd ahing . Stephen so, jimmy, lets change that graphic. Okay. There you go. And ive got to tell you, folks. Its been a bit of a rough day. Heres the story. Its a true story. You see, we booked click and clack over here about a month ago but there was a problem. You see, this network is owned by viacom which is also the owner of mtv, nickelodeon and the popular pupbegone line of eueuthanasia centers although i have to say im not sure of that last one is public know