the important thingis just hold on. sir jackalot:i got the memes. i m, like,put in rocket emojis when you thinkyou re going to be rich. ape alone, weak. apetogether, strong. [laughs]it s so true. mikeymillions:the ape is the unsophisticated investor.you can go to wallstreetbets, tell them thatyou re going to buy shares of a dying company, and you willreceive accolades. kirsten:at this point, i really still had not a single amountof technical analysis or able to doanything like that in the stock market. but i knew, you know,buy low, sell high. my name is kirsten,and i am stonk queen. woman: so i m learningall these different things, and it s like, buy amc.buy blackberry. buy bed, bath, & beyond. and it s popping. matt kelly: a lot of theseguys are investing in neo, and that wasthe first stock i bought, and it went up to, like, $50. andi m like, oh, shit. i just made a bunchof money on that. and then it went down. and then i was, like, sick. i was like, i don t knowwhat the fuck i m doin
- i said words on there thati would never say in public. - and i m hearing about likeall these different lingos that are kind of fun. i m like, ooh, diamond hands, like paper hands.like, i m a bro now. - the whole joke is, like,diamond hands. you just have to notreally treat it like money. and that s when i took350k, and i just like yolo dthe fuck out of it. sir jackalot:if you re like me, you re watching every minuteof your favorite stock during the day.you want to be able to be with your people, all screaming in terrorif something falls. the stocks are going to go up. they re also going to go down. the important thingis just hold on. sir jackalot:i got the memes. i m, like,put in rocket emojis when you thinkyou re going to be rich. ape alone, weak. apetogether, strong. [laughs]it s so true. mikeymillions:the ape is the unsophisticated investor.you can go to wallstreetbets, tell them thatyou re going to buy shares
the stocks are going to go up. they re also going to go down. the important thingis just hold on. sir jackalot:i got the memes. i m, like,put in rocket emojis when you thinkyou re going to be rich. ape alone, weak. apetogether, strong. [laughs]it s so true. mikeymillions:the ape is the unsophisticated investor.you can go to wallstreetbets, tell them thatyou re going to buy shares of a dying company, and you willreceive accolades. kirsten:at this point, i really still had not a single amountof technical analysis or able to doanything like that in the stock market. but i knew, you know,buy low, sell high. my name is kirsten,and i am stonk queen. woman: so i m learningall these different things, and it s like, buy amc.buy blackberry. buy bed, bath, & beyond. and it s popping. matt kelly: a lot of theseguys are investing in neo, and that wasthe first stock i bought, and it went up to, like, $50. andi m like, oh, shit.
[laughs]it s so true. mikeymillions:the ape is the unsophisticated investor.you can go to wallstreetbets, tell them thatyou re going to buy shares of a dying company, and you willreceive accolades. kirsten:at this point, i really still had not a single amountof technical analysis or able to doanything like that in the stock market. but i knew, you know,buy low, sell high. my name is kirsten,and i am stonk queen. woman: so i m learningall these different things, and it s like, buy amc.buy blackberry. buy bed, bath, & beyond. and it s popping. matt kelly: a lot of theseguys are investing in neo, and that wasthe first stock i bought, and it went up to, like, $50. andi m like, oh, shit. i just made a bunchof money on that. and then it went down. and then i was, like, sick. i was like, i don t knowwhat the fuck i m doing. i m an idiot.and then it went back up. i m like, oh,i m a genius. - [roars] sir jackalot: everywhere elseon the internet, people are tryingto be their best self.