We give and receive love in five different ways, referred to as love languages: words of affirmation, acts of service, gifts, quality time, and physical touch.
Lefties Ruin Everything Exhibit 4,32,879:
I don’t want to live in a society where fun memes like “Florida man” are destroyed by progressives’ ugly manipulations of language. “Florida person with a penis” just isn’t that catchy, and it wrecks the whole rhythm of the gag.