anybody s ever said to me, piers. the question i had to ask. how many times has he been in love? i m just giving you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don t screw with this, okay? this is piers morgan tonight. . conan o brien is very tall. he s very talented. he s very irish. he s also perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he s also an ordained minister and arthur of what s been voted the fourth funniest simpsons episode of all time. thank you so much. you didn t even scratch the surface. i have a high fall setto. i sing like an angel. i m hairless. there s many things. i m aerodynamic. there s nothing i can t do. what is the genuinely weirdest thing about you that nobody knows? wow, that s a good one. the weirdest thing about me that nobody knows. i can be amusing at times. seems to have escaped people s notice. you don t do many interviews. i don t do a lot. i ve been trying to lure you for like 18 months. i ve appe