thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
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