Guest Host Shaquille Oneal tonight, mila kunis, from criminal minds, aisha tyler, and music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to jimmy kimmel i am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. [ laughter ] he was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ cheers and applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions . Thats too bad. Because i dont do that. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is a new thing for me. Its like when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball, except [ laughter and applause ] i have all the things you need to host this show. A
Today is take your enormous children to work day. [ laughter ] we had to put them in the back row so they dont block any of the cameras. [ laughter and applause ] thanks for being here. Love you guys. Speaking of kids, you know how every year jimmy has parents pretend they ate all their kids halloween candy . If you havent seen it before, it goes like this. Last night, we ate all your candy. Why . Because it was good. You ruined my life we ate all your halloween candy. [ stomping ] mommy and i last night, we were watching a movie and we ate all of your candy. No here, step up, look at it again. All gone. I got really, really hungry, and i ate all your halloween candy while you were at school. How . What do you mean how . I ate it. I dont want to see you ever again. Now go get a job. [ laughter and applause ] im sorry, but thats hilarious. Well guess what, the youtube challenge is happening again this year. If you want to be a part of it, heres what you do. After your kids trickortreat,
And music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im not jimmy kimmel. I am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. [ laughter ] he was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ cheers and applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions . Thats too bad. Because i dont do that. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is a new thing for me. Its like when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball, except im going to be good at this. [ laughter and applause ] i have all the things you need to host this show. A suit, a band, and a stupid
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 739 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats what you want right there. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. You made it. Youre here. Looking good. [ applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. Here in new york city, everyone is at the u. N. I mean, thats right, the u. N. General assembly kicked off today, and i read that 193 countries will be attending. Yep. Theyre all committed to one goal, making new york city traffic a total nightmare. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and theyre all going to do it. Theyve been really focused. The worst. Actually, one expert said that because of all the quick meetings, the General Assembly is like speed dating from hell. [ light laughter ] or as thats also known, speed dating. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, when is speed dating good . When is it fun . But after
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 739 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats what you want right there. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. You made it. Youre here. Looking good. [ applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. Here in new york city, everyone is at the u. N. I mean, thats right, the u. N. General assembly kicked off today, and i read that 193 countries will be attending. Yep. Theyre all committed to one goal, making new york city traffic a total nightmare. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and theyre all going to do it. Theyve been really focused. The worst. Actually, one expert said that because of all the quick meetings, the General Assembly is like speed dating from hell. [ light laughter ] or as thats also known, speed dating. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, when is speed dating good . When is it fun . But after