[ laughter ] yeah seth you have to i will say, one thing we did this Madame Tussauds wax museum in summer was we played poker london announced today that it yes seth that i liked. Do you like playing poker . Has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. I you know, as you know, im terrible at it seth yeah, youre not good said the queen, not good enough yeah. No, not good melt them. [ light laughter ] seth what do you think what is your downside . Its an interesting thing [ laughter ] seth yeah. You know . I cant [ laughter ] senator cory booker said in a new interview that staying in i cant bluff seth yeah. Washington for President Trumps i try to bluff. Seth right impeachment trial could be a but the heat radiates from my head [ laughter ] big, big blow to his campaign. [ cheers and applause like, Everybody Knows im also a blow, basic math. Bluffing [ laughter ] i cant act it seth welcome back, everybody. Seth yeah. You know . Give it u
Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So stay through the whole show for that. Youll be glad you did. Today also happens to be census day here in the united states. What a year for a census. Everyones answer to the question, how many people are living in your home . Is going to be too many. And if you dont respond, they send someone to check on you, in person. Its gonna be hard this year to pretend youre not home. Heres how i look at it. Census or not, if anyone knocks on my door, theyd better be holding a bag of chinese food. Or charm
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests senator Bernie Sanders Angela Basset comedian isabel hagen and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1223 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness wow. Thank you i love you im so happy youre here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for thank you for watching, everybody. You guys, were so glad hes here Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause senator and this is nice backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee isnt that nice . [ laughter ] i thought that was so i thought that was last night was super tuesday 2. 0, and it was a rough one for bernie the only person who had a worse night was the bachelors mom, barb oh, my god [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. Now listen to this i saw tha
Pretty much zero degrees, to get into his ohio rally tonight. Yeah, but, i mean, it is ohio. Theyre used to braving the cold to watch losers. [ laughter ] President Trump said this President Trump said this afternoon that he has started urging people to remember the name of his new usmca trade agreement by thinking of it like the song, ymca. He then added, like how i remember my wifes name, macarena. [ laughter ] Madame Tussauds wax museum in london announced today that it has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. Said the queen, not good enough melt them. [ laughter ] senator cory booker sa senator cory booker said in a new interview that staying in washington for President Trumps impeachment trial could be a big, big blow to his campaign. Also a blow, basic math. [ laughter ] a woman was ar a woman was arrested in florida recently after a police dog found almost 27 pounds of cocaine hidden in her car. The woman is awaiting trial. A
And strikes across france. Unions are stepping up their battle against proposed Pension Reforms this is now in the largest industrial action that france has seen in decades and from breaks it to the next it is rocking the British Royal family britains prince harry and meghan announcing theyll step back from royal duties but it seems they forgot to tell the queen will take a look at the royal fall well. Im burnt off to our viewers on p. B. S. In the United States and all around the world well tonight in just the last few minutes the canadian Prime Minister has echoed u. S. Reports that intelligence sources indicate iran likely shot down that Ukrainian International Airlines Plane which crashed on wednesday the plane was on its way from the iranian capital tehran to the ukrainian capital key unnamed u. S. Officials have told the u. S. Media that and raney an air Defense Systems may have accidentally shot down the plane ukraine has asked western nations to provide any evidence intelligenc