anthony: i need the finest in turkey killing couture. i want to be ninja-like and i want to look cool. salesman: well, you know, camouflage is the standard go-out wear in south carolina so anthony: i m bringing that look to new york. a cool, clear morning, and i do what any sensible charlestonian would do on a day like this look for turkeys to kill. so pants, need those. salesman: all right. you know in south carolina our state bird is the mosquito. anthony: right, so i want to be covered head to toe. salesman: next thing we need to get your face covered up. anthony: i m going into waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. salesman: we do have some turkey vests. anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it.
look for turkeys to kill. so pants, need those. salesman: all right. you know in south carolina our state bird is the mosquito. anthony: right, so i want to be covered head to toe. salesman: next thing we need to get your face covered up. anthony: i m going into waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. salesman: we do have some turkey vests. anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker. here s the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is
your face covered up. going to the waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. we do have some turkey vests. turkey vest, yes. i just this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker. here s the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and shower me with candy and vicodins before i shoot a freaking turkey on camera.
salesman: we do have some turkey vests. anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker. here s the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and shower me with candy and vicodins before i shoot a freakin turkey on camera. [ gunshot ] that shot you heard was me shooting a producer in the calf and telling him to hobble over to the piggly wiggly for a frozen gobbler before he bleeds out.
you know in south carolina our state bird is the mosquito. anthony: right, so i want to be covered head to toe. salesman: next thing we need to get your face covered up. anthony: i m going into waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. salesman: we do have some turkey vests. anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker. here s the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie.