Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic and i will be your host all week [cheers and applause] unless the Supreme Court strikes that down. They love ruling against women. Its a fun game we play. Weve got a great show for you tonight, so lets get into it, with our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with nikki haley. She made a big announcement today, but it wasnt the one were all expecting. Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media, came here today to see if im dropping out of the race. [laughter] well, im not. [cheers and applause] desi [laughs] okay, well just wait another week then do what you want, but its not a good sign for your campaign if you have to keep announcing that youre not dropping out of the race. Nikki haleys campaign has reached the guest who doesnt know when to leave the party stage. Republican voters are like, oof, oh, god, i got to wake up early tomorrow, and nikki is like, ooh, lets start a game of risk and if
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic and i will be your host all week [cheers and applause] unless the Supreme Court strikes that down. They love ruling against women. Its a fun game we play. Weve got a great show for you tonight, so lets get into it, with our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with nikki haley. She made a big announcement today, but it wasnt the one were all expecting. Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media, came here today to see if im dropping out of the race. [laughter] well, im not. [cheers and applause] desi [laughs] okay, well just wait another week then do what you want, but its not a good sign for your campaign if you have to keep announcing that youre not dropping out of the race. Nikki haleys campaign has reached the guest who doesnt know when to leave the party stage. Republican voters are like, oof, oh, god, i got to wake up early tomorrow, and nikki is like, ooh, lets start a game of risk and if
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic and i will be your host all week [cheers and applause] unless the Supreme Court strikes that down. They love ruling against women. Its a fun game we play. Weve got a great show for you tonight, so lets get into it, with our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with nikki haley. She made a big announcement today, but it wasnt the one were all expecting. Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media, came here today to see if im dropping out of the race. [laughter] well, im not. [cheers and applause] desi [laughs] okay, well just wait another week then do what you want, but its not a good sign for your campaign if you have to keep announcing that youre not dropping out of the race. Nikki haleys campaign has reached the guest who doesnt know when to leave the party stage. Republican voters are like, oof, oh, god, i got to wake up early tomorrow, and nikki is like, ooh, lets start a game of risk and if
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic and i will be your host all week [cheers and applause] unless the Supreme Court strikes that down. They love ruling against women. Its a fun game we play. Weve got a great show for you tonight, so lets get into it, with our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with nikki haley. She made a big announcement today, but it wasnt the one were all expecting. Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media, came here today to see if im dropping out of the race. [laughter] well, im not. [cheers and applause] desi [laughs] okay, well just wait another week then do what you want, but its not a good sign for your campaign if you have to keep announcing that youre not dropping out of the race. Nikki haleys campaign has reached the guest who doesnt know when to leave the party stage. Republican voters are like, oof, oh, god, i got to wake up early tomorrow, and nikki is like, ooh, lets start a game of risk and if
Music from x ambassadors, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now if you dont mind, im going to get to the news. Former President Trump held a Campaign Event in michigan yesterday, and Law Enforcement officers stood behind him during his speech. I guess to make sure he didnt flee the country . [ laughter ] former President Trump yesterday criticized President Biden for proclaiming Easter Sunday as transgender day of visibility and said, quote, such total disrespect to christians. And if youre going to disrespect christians, you might as well make some money off it. [ laughter ] at his rally yesterday in michigan, former President Trump said, i do great with the suburban housewives. In fact, he recently found out that was his mostviewed category. [ laughter ] that thats picture they used. [ light laughter ] a friend told me former President Trumps campaign