From our Bureau of Successful But Politically Ambivalent Cuban Transplants Who Receive No Attention From the Ministry of Truth Cosette Justo Valdés, a talented musician trained in Cuba by Castro, Inc.'s Ministry of Culture and in Europe by non-enslaved mentors, is attracting a lot of attention in Canada's classical music scene. It's difficult to find
From our Bureau of Quixotic Legal Victories with some assistance from our Bureau of Advanced Chusmology "Chusma" is a Cuban word that defies translation. A simple, yet insufficiently accurate translation of that word is this: "someone who is utterly crass; a lowlife; a boor; a vulgarian." Our Bureau of Advanced Chusmology is thrilled to report
From our Bureau of Heavily Camouflaged Events Ostensibly Organized by Latrine American Socialist Totalitarian Hellholes It looks as if the party is still on, but the smokescreen around it is so thick that it is difficult to confirm it with certainty. Thus far, here is the information that CAN BE confirmed: Castro, Inc. contacted the
From our Bureau of Breaking Stories Not Reported by Any News Media with some assistance from our Bureau of Shameless Hypocritical Acts Orchestrated by Oligarchs from Latrine American Totalitarian Atheistic Hellholes Okay, in a court of law this would be classified as "hearsay." Tres Fotutos has no solid proof he can offer, other than his
From our Bureau of Truly Amazing Technology and Truly Hellish Images Artificial intelligence (AI) is on the minds of anyone and everyone who keeps up with the latest cultural and technological trends. The capabilities of AI have increased exponentially in the past two years, leading some prominent figures to issue dire warnings about its potential