tim, i think you know, i don t know how you re going to survive the mobs when you come back home, man. you re going to have to shave your beard so they don t know who you are. a 5-year-old who suffered from touret syndrome. and john brooks at 21, brooks made history by being the first u.s. substitute player to score a goal, winning team usa the game against ghana. brooks is the poster boy of the next generation of american soccer. howard and brooks are only beginning the journey to mega stardumb. neymar goes by a single name, scored five goals for brazil and the face of the team until he was kneed in the back during a match against colombia. he fell to the ground in tears. you could tell he was in pain.