We begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener. Your world in 90 seconds. The Opening Ceremony was spectacular and it featured brazilian culture, customs, and a kaleidoscope of color. The summer olympics kick off in Rio De Janeiro. To carry the flag, its an honor and really a dream come true. In our shared mission to make America Great again, i support and endorse paul ryan. Donald trump pulls a 180 on endorsements. And Hillary Clinton takes another stab at an old answer on her emails. I may have shortcircuited it and for that, you know, i will try to clarify, because i think, you know, Chris Wallace and i were probably talking past each other. Do you accept this explanation . No. This new answer and it is a new answer is probably clintonial. Shooting of an unarmed black teenager. They officers decided to play judge, jury, and execution. Flooding in arizona and dangerous commute for drivers. Emergency crews had to make at least one water rescue. All that. Very frightening night
Trevor welcome to the daily show, everyone, and welcome to 2016. Happy new year, everybody, happy new year. applause trevor yes, i hope your holidays were fun. This is my first new year in america. And it was a funfilled new years eve with parties and celebrations that i skipped mostly to watch making a murderer, that show is insane now we were on break for the holidays. And during that time there was a lot of news that we missed out on. So i thought you know, lets catch up real quick on some of the big stories. Obviously, well start with my favorites. Miss universe 20150 is colombia cheers and applause i have to apologize. The first runnerup is colombia. Miss universe to 15 is philippines. Trevor that is so embarrassing. And the worst thing is the whole universe was watching, people. That is the worst mix up ever. I am disappointed in you samuel l. Jackson. So disappointed. Now some people would say that steve harvey just made an honest mistake. But some people dont live in colombia.
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everyone, and welcome to 2016. Happy new year, everybody, happy new year. applause trevor yes, i hope your holidays were fun. This is my first new year in america. And it was a funfilled new years eve with parties and celebrations that i skipped mostly to watch making a murderer, that show is insane now we were on break for the holidays. And during that time there was a lot of news that we missed out on. So i thought you know, lets catch up real quick on some of the big stories. Obviously, well start with my favorites. Miss universe 20150 is colombia cheers and applause i have to apologize. The first runnerup is colombia. Miss universe to 15 is philippines. Trevor that is so embarrassing. And the worst thing is the whole universe was watching, people. That is the worst mix up ever. I am disappointed in you samuel l. Jackson. So disappointed. Now some people would say that steve harvey just made
Celebrations that i skipped mostly to watch making a murderer, that show is insane now we were on break for the holidays. And during that time there was a lot of news that we missed out on. So i thought you know, lets catch up real quick on some of the big stories. Obviously, well start with my favorites. Miss universe 20150 is colombia cheers and applause i have to apologize. The first runnerup is colombia. Miss universe to 15 is philippines. Trevor that is so embarrassing. And the worst thing is the whole universe was watching, people. That is the worst mix up ever. I am disappointed in you samuel l. Jackson. So disappointed. Now some people would say that steve harvey just made an honest mistake. But some people dont live in colombia. You see, colombia was the same country where a Soccer Player was killed for scoring an own goal in the world cup. So after this little foa paw, steve harv harvey in paper mashier style met justice colombian style. Trevor hey, steve harvey, this is your
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