Make it for their performance didnt lets just say, they didnt work out. And let me tell you, that was not welcome news to the worker elves who built the set or did all that ridgeital rendering back there. These are union elves, not known for their whimsy. laughter thats not the only magical tale i have to tell you. Oh, no because once upon a time there was also a guest who assured me he was up for anything. Just surprise him, he said. So i rented a sheep because we had a pretty funny bit involving sheep. Heres the scary part that sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we
Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought it a few months back, but the fire marshal wouldnt let me use it. Hes in for a surprise tonight, mr. Sheepy. Well, they all lived happily ever after. Except, of course, sheep. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes titus burges. Jeff ross. And adam richman. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen good to see you. Hey whats up . Thats nice. Stephen welcome to the late s
Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought it a few months back, but the fire marshal wouldnt mr. Sheepy. Well, they all lived happily ever after. Except, of course, sheep. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes titus burges. Jeff ross. And adam richman. Featurg and now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey whats up . Thats stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Hey chris. Whats up mark . Whats up jon. Whats up joe. Very nice. Please, thank you so much
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Theirs to lose . A new poll Shows Hillary clinton and Donald Trump Holding into double digit leads heading into tomorrows New York Primary. Trump setting his sights on the general election and the Democratic Front runner. Crooked hillary. Shes as crooked as they come. Bernie sanders still drawing huge crowds, but with a loss in new york, would it be nearly impossible for him to become his partys nominee . Well ask senator sanders when he joins us live in our studio. Out of the doghouse . An Australian Court issues a light sentence to johnny depps wife, amber heard, after she broke the law by bringing their dogs into the country on a private jet. No time in jail, just a fine. We disrespected australian law. Im really sorry they were not declared. The painfully awkward videotaped apology that has people talking today, monday, announcer from n bc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on