week. because the news is really boring right now and he had to come up with something. greg: tonight monologue, evil. yeah. an uplifting topic, right? it was either evil or this. you re the guy who said gonorrhea was more worse than the cold. i ll bet you never have a cold that felt just like that, did you? i must ve got it on the toilet seat. that s a hell of a place to take a girl. greg: i love that! yeah, i will take evil. evil obviously exists but does calling people evil help you win an argument? or is it like me after three afro sports is, just too easy? and really, when someone does something awful, just saying it s evil won t stop it. i mean, the view is in its 25th year. [scattered laughter] greg: i kid. they aren t evil, they re just wrong. so what is evil? well, communists are evil, fascists are evil. cats are evil. especially that one. when you get in a debate about stuff, such evil branding sucks. the left will often call you evil to end conversa
we need a corner what you call, timeout space? you would never get through the monologue. greg: but a guest has to go and sit over there for one segment. you need a penalty box. you give me an idea in spite of yourself. kat, are you evil? no. greg: what is evil? yeah, i mean i guess evil is a bad, evil person, right? like hitler is evil. when you throw the word around though, if you re going to be nice to people, you re going to get more out of them, which is why the audience is going to let me mark because i said they were good looking and you called them dumb, which is why if anyone ever abducted me, most people scream, but what i would do is be like you picked me? what did you like about me that you didn t like about all the other girls? [laughter] and then maybe we just hang out. greg: you become very clingy. yeah! it throw me out of the van!