it s part of the marriage vows. but in this day and age it should be more like til sexting do us part. what women really think about online cheating. so, ah, your seat good? got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don t want you going out on those yet. and leave your phone in your purse, i don t want you texting. daddy. ok! ok, here you go. be careful. thanks dad. and call me but not while you re driving. we knew this day was coming. that s why we bought a subaru. we know right from wrong. and we know the ads blaming president obama for the economy are politics at its worst.