jay leno s program last night. are you willing to make your comedy debut tonight? i am. not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime. alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it is botox. [ applause ] it is so beautiful here, back home it was freezing. five degrees below congress approval rating. i like the winter , skiing, fight sliding on the ice, skatesing, bobsledding. in alaska, that s our morning commute. amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute i saw the giant moose, i remembered, hadn t cooked anything for the kids. the truth is i m glad i m not vice president. i m glad, because i would not know what to do with all that
jay leno s program last night. are you willing to make your comedy debut tonight? i am. not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime. alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it is botox. [ applause ] it is so beautiful here, back home it was freezing. five degrees below congress approval rating. i like the winter , skiing, fight sliding on the ice, skatesing, bobsledding. in alaska, that s our morning commute. amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute i saw the giant moose, i remembered, hadn t cooked anything for the kids. the truth is i m glad i m not vice president. i m glad, because i would not know what to do with all that
not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime in alaska being so different from los angeles. here when people have a frozen look on their face it s botox. it is so beautiful here, so warm and beautiful. back home it was freezing. it was five degrees below congress approval rating. i watched the winter olympics, skiing, fighting on the ice sliding on the ice, skating bobsledding in alaska that s our morning commute. how about that amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute i saw the giant moose, i remembered hadn t cooked anything for the kids dinner. the truth is i m glad i m not vice president. because i would not know what to do with all that free time.
she poked fun at the whole fiasco of writing notes on her hand. and after chatting with leno for a while, she was reintroduced so that she could do a stand-up routine. thank you! i am so happy to get to be here. this is a thrill of a lifetime, really. and alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, i find out it s botox. it is so beautiful here, though, so warm and beautiful, back home, it was freezing. it was five degrees below congress s approval rating. but great show tonight. shaun white on the show. what an amazing athlete. i watched him do a double mctwist 1260 and the other people to do a double mctwist 1260 was last week on health care. i watched the olympics.
not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime in alaska being so different from los angeles. here when people have a frozen look on their face it s botox. it is so beautiful here, so warm and beautiful. back home it was freezing. it was five degrees below congress approval rating. i watched the winter olympics, skiing, fighting on the ice sliding on the ice, skating bobsledding in alaska that s our morning commute. how about that amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute i saw the giant moose, i remembered hadn t cooked anything for the kids dinner. the truth is i m glad i m not vice president. because i would not know what to do with all that free time.