juan: paper. jesse: those poor trees. i m going to have to agree, we will eventually phase out plastic straws and here is why. they are that in the top ten most polluted items on the world s beaches. they clog up the streams and the waterways and the lakes and the rivers and the oceans because they are so thin they don t get collected up. so i want to body surf without straws and tan without straws and i know you do too. i want to eat the fish before they die. i want to kill the fish, but i think we can all agree on this that paper straws are better for the environment. and they don t disintegrate. how long does it take to set up an ice coffee? an hour?