yeah. what the were they thinking? ending cash bail in the land of lincoln. all right. this week, the illinois supremet court upheld a 2021 law tha eliminates cash bail, making the first state in the nation to . no. to d ao. s pa it s part of their planrt to put dangerous criminals where they belonplang. back on the streets of chicago. meanwhile, chicago in celebrateds wher the news exact how you d expect by shooting you e. ighborrs in the facho but thas t was a joke. i think it was. but other chicagoans are thrilled without cash bail, they have more money to spend otheo. that was a joke, too. you know what? i bet there s an audience somewhere laughing, right here.