Vladimir Putin has demanded an investigation into how his country s parliamentary election has been hijacked by ‘entryism’, closest ‘Trotskyists’ and Geography teachers from Islington. So far ‘United Russia’ has secured 54% of votes, with Jeremy Corbyn a narrow second on 47%, just ahead of Owen Smith on 0.0000000001%. Up until the fall of the Berlin Wall, statues of Corbyn were seen in every Russian city, with a whole chapter in ‘Das Capital’ devoted to allotments and making jam. Said one Mosc