city. and this is the five from hibernation to high energy team. biden is once again tryingry to reassure americans that are sleeping ure amer. commander in chief has got the stamina to be the most powerful person on the planet.t president biden finallymostwe emerging in allentowrful pn, pennsylvania, today after afcing the easy would no publi appearances since monday, according to a new reporaccordit by nbc. it s all part of the white house s plan to joe look more youthful and ramp up, quote more informal remarks. unannounced stops at diners and appearances and social unant. osts and podcas but boy, did that backfire today. the president totally lostat as he shuffled around various today.businesses. i mean, you know what? i hope they really know this is morgan sherwin and. i m sorry. there are no team members hereon . the white house is also ou. jill biden.r that is, she s trying to convince americans that joe the energizer bunny. i think what people don t is
to serve a second term as president. age be . t unfortunately, they can t keep him off every stage. yesterday, wterdaye saw him fall lectim to what could have only been a maga sympathizing sandbag at the air forcee watc academy. as we watch the thh e image ofnh our forty sixth president laid stond, wee stage, stunne couldn t help but wonder, is joe biden really as sharp as he asserts is of course, no one can answer for joe bidenhiml as clear and concisely as joe himself. please clarify specifically,h have you taken a cognitiveow. i haven t taken a test.: no whi y the would i take a test? come on , man.n, that s like saying you before wiu got in this program, you take a test wherein you re taking cocaine or not. what do you think? so one oddly placedoddly refe reference to cocaine in an interview. big deal . in least it gets around. well, here. ] okay, well, maybe he s losts some motor function. i mean, that happens with age and injuries. nothing to be ashamed of.es. a
Yes. And that. Oh, okay. Happy wednesday, everybody. Okay. Lets get to the jokes. President ial candidate junior claims that a while back, a worm eight part of his brainik came true, which led to memory problems. When reached for comment, the worm wh said. He was just trying to level the playing field. Ying i kid. Thats Somethingel Joe Bidende will never have to worry about. A brain according to stormyg tos daniels testimony yesterday. She donald trump with a forbesto magazine in a secret hoteld rendezvoustr. Steve forbes claims that counts as him having. But Forbes Magazine denies saying its all just a rumor. But hey, were getting it straight from horses mouth. In a related story in court, trump has been holding up one of stormis shoes for good luck due to due a rise in youth crime. The makers of the swiss armya knife are offering a new version without a bladrm e. I know a Swiss Army Knife without. On kn a knife. So nowif were transitioning. Whats a Swiss Army Knife without a knife .
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