and try to get them to stop, because they didn t want people in michigan to be reminded that my dad mad moved production to wisconsin. which is hilarious. see, the punch line is about shutting down the factory and putting all those people out of work in michigan and people being angry about it. see, it s hilarious. my dad had moved production to wisconsin. again, if there s anything i said that was offensive. what were you thinking? [ laughs ] do you remember any of this? [ laughing ] you know, i don t remember. a young mitt romney would yell atta girl, do you think that happened? i can t remember. mr. romney gets asked a question about a disturbing character issue, hilarity ensues, for him. get it? [ male announcer ] this is corporate caterers, miami, florida.
in michigan and move all the production to wisconsin. remember, this is what he is volunteering as a humorous story about his dad closing down a factory in michigan. they had a high school band that was leading each of the candidates, and his band did not know how to play the michigan fight song. it only knew how to play the wisconsin fight song. so every time they would start playing on wisconsin, on wisconsin, my dad s political people would jump up and down and try to get them to stop, because they didn t want people in michigan to be reminded that my dad mad moved production to wisconsin. which is hilarious. see, the punch line is about shutting down the factory and putting all those people out of work in michigan and people being angry about it. see, it s hilarious. my dad had moved production to wisconsin. again, if there s anything i said that was offensive. what were you thinking? er any of this? [ laughing ]
with that. it is basically a word scramble you would get in the back of a sunday paper. that s like the first graph of their mission statement which is an entire page. and it gets worse. basically they are the agency who buys stuff. they order envelopes for the government. and travel in cars. they should write that on their mission statement. we buy envelopes and stuff. jesse, you call your clown car joke intracate. it was an involved miss direction. is that what it was? yes, i lead you for a good 50 seconds down one way, and then just smashed you with clown car. you are like an illusionist. i don t know, i wasn t misdirected at all. you didn t see the clown car coming. i did. i felt. it the moment you said there were 35 clowns i go, he is putting him in a coma. that s where the punch line is. you figured out the punch line as i said it? no, you started to send mentioning the number of
you really have to let us know what s happening during the show. what was that now? it was a great simpsons episode that homer wants to buy the dallas cowboys and he gets the denver broncos instead. and setting up the story about peyton going to the broncos. he s upset about that thank you, alex. here is the problem. tj cut the first four seconds of it and the last seven seconds of it, so you miss the intro and the punch line. you have to be more obvious for these boys. in my experience, the best jokes are the kind you have to explain three minutes afterwards. peyton manning and the broncos are together. it s official. on tuesday, he was introduced with a contract valued at $96 million over five years. the four-time league mvp was introduced in fact by team owner pat bowlen and john elway, the vice president of football operations in denver. it was apparently elway s low pressure approach that helped convince manning to go to denver.
superstition. you knew that, though. i know all that, soledad. he lives it, yes, he does. superstitious dude. we begin this northemorning iran. defense secretary leon panetta says there is a growing likelihood, quote, that israel will attack iran this spring and try to destroy its suspected nuclear program. israeli defense minister ehud barak said this, quoek, iran must be prevent fred becoming nuclear and no option should be taken off the table. let s get right to barbara starr this morning at the pentagon. good morning, barbara. good morning, soledad. a lot of chatter around here about what panetta said about all of this. it was first reported in the washington post by the very respected journalist david ignatius and confirmed to us by a pentagon official. panetta now believes there is a growing likelihood israel will strike iran sometime this spring. that israel believes iran has moved ahead. made the decision to go for a nuclear weapon is increasingly capabl