who, are you i really want to know who, who, who, who? ainsley: wisconsin, they still have the christmas tree up with all the christmas lights. look at the star on the building there. steve: keep it up until the epiphany january 6th this year. brian: i thought epiphany sudden idea you weren t expecting. ainsley: like i just had epiphany. steve: that isn t capitalized this one little christmas capitalized january 6th. ainsley: since you are catholic do you keep your lights up until epiphany? steve: absolutely. ainsley: how about you? lawrence: after january they come down. steve: end of january? brian: everything came down last night. most credit belongs to dawn. lawrence: did you help? brian: of course. bag ever the tree does not work. whose idea was that put the bag underneath the tree? it didn t work, there is a stand there. so it s underneath the stand. so you got to undo the stand, because my guy did it. in the customersry and he hammers
3, 2, 1. [cheers and applause] baby, i can t wait to get this thing started rachel: happy new year, everybody, it s 6:00 and it s 2024. there you go. rachel: still partying with all those people out there. joey: did you even sleep last night? were you up all tight? griff: happy new year. i have a confession to make. i don t like new year s resolution. rachel: you aren t like will and do like 20. joey: will does enough for all of us. griff: percentage break down of what i accomplished. i admire will s list. i have one this year and it may be the secret to life. joey: oh, no. griff: that is go bed early. that you will past week joey and i were on the couch. forced me to go to bed at 8:00 every night. i deal like a million bucks. my wife says you look great. i go to bed at 8:00. i feel like i m joining the senior club my new year s resolution is go to bed early. rachel: senior club. it s just the morning show, people. [laughter] griff: i didn t even
golf. i don t know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don t care about. but, apparently settings an intense yearlong feud. the golf world had not seen a dust up this huge since tiger woods ex-wife caught him. this could only mean one thing. damn, trump is right again! would you know it? former president trump got blasted at the jersey golf club predicted this merger will happen and now he s praising the deal. great news from liv golf, a deal for the wonderful world of golf
we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear fore, i think of how many times i get up at night to pea. when i hear about a sand wedge, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. when i think about handicap, my favorite place to park. when i think about a foursome, i think about a wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. for once, actual news. the p.g.a. and liv golf is merging, rattling the sports world to its very core. yes, yes, a blockbuster deal that i don t care about. it apparently settles a year-long feud that led to a split among our nation s golfing treasures. the golf world hasn t seen a dust up this big since tiger woods wife caught him in a sand trap. this can only mean one thing, trump is right again. wouldn t you know it. last year former president donald trump, who got flack for hosting a liv event at his new jersey golf club predicted this merger would happen on truth social network. now he is praising the deal
hosting the show is surreal, i don t know how i got here, i m basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, let s start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldn t put him back together again. the best part the president pointed to invisible sandbag that tripped. i think he needs to wear his like, at all times. i ll give president biden credit for this, he seems to be down there a lot so probably knows his way around. speaking of people at the bott bottom, former chicago mayor lori lightfoot is back on her feet. she s been appointed senior leadership fellow at the school of public health. obviously resident expert at keeping people healthy. i see a lot of children playing on playgrounds. legos are still closed and go