transition and the decision. i m the number one late-night host, emily. i m not some i m not some guy you can push around. you make me sick and for that you have to sit out this segment. straight to bed. straight to bed like you always do. up at the crack of dawn. good for you, psychopath. emily: i sat there and took it, but just like andy dufresne, veronica, the frog brothers, ronald miller, the monster squad, and kylie richards in her oft overlooked role as ellie curtis in water in the woods, the underdogs always come out on top, except in rocky one. that s why i m here tonight, as a living, breathing message of hope like a tiny ghost of christmas future. not just for this hour, but for the long haul. in the immortal words of yoko posthumous boyfriend, it will all be okay in the end. if it s not okay, it s not the end.