so the farm dog took the scottie into the woods and showed him the animal and the scottie growled and slashed. it was all over in a moment and the scottie laid on his back. the farm dog said what happened? he never laid a glove on me. a few days later the farm dog said there was another animal all the farm dogs were afraid of. lead me to him. i can lick anything that doesn t wear horseshoes. don t you want to ask any questions about him? no, said the scottie. show me where he hangs out. the farm dog led him to a place in the woods and pointed out the little animal. the clown, said the scottie. a push over. he closed in leading with his left and exhibiting some mighty fancy footwork. in less than a second, he was flat on his back and when he woke up, the farm dog was pulling quills out of him.