The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 16, 2021
January 15, 2021
Transcript:
Huey: Riley, I don t want you to panic, but there s a very serious pandemic possibly on its way called the bird flu. Riley: Bird flu deez. Huey: This is serious. It coudl kill millions. We have to be prepared if this thing hits. Riley: We need to prepare? Huey: Yeah. Riley: Prepare deez. 4
The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 15, 2021
January 14, 2021
Transcript:
Caesar: So, what s the deal with this bird flu anyway? Huey: Well, it kills more than half the people who get it, but that s just part of the problem. The health care system will be overwhelmed. The economy will shut down. There will be riots, food shortages, and total chaos. Caesar: Says who?! Huey: That s according to the government s plan. Caesar: If you ll excuse me, I need to go pass a brick. Huey: Hurry up. They say it can start at any time. 14
The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 14, 2021
January 13, 2021
Transcript:
Granddad: Boy, what s this you made for dinner? Huey: It s leafy green vegetables and fresh spring water. Granddad: Where s the macaroni and cheese? I wanted meatloaf! Huey: Granddad, dairy and meat could increase your chances of getting sick in the event of a bird flu outbreak. Eat to live. Granddad: But if we live in fear, the terrorists win. Riley: I ll start making the gravy. 14
The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 13, 2021
January 12, 2021
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad, the best protection against the bird flu is strengthening your immune system. You gotta change your diet. Granddad: I can do that. What do I eat? Huey: It s more abuot what you don t eat. No dairy, no meat and no sugar. Graddad: Bacon? Huey: No bacon. Granddad: I m gonna die! Huey: Who s up for wheatgrass smoothies? 12
The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 10, 2021
January 09, 2021
Transcript:
Huey: Okay, here s a picture of Harriet Miers..now, here s a picture of emperor Palpatine.Now here they are next to each other. Caesar: Okay, fine. She s a Sith Lord. Now can we finish the game? Huey: I m just sayin ! 14