who wants to have sex with cheese and that s all you told him there it is. we need to blur out the cheese, by the way. look at thatand the cheese. that generous black box they put over it. if you ask to me he is up to no gouda. sorry about that. i can t cam and bear this. i like yarelsburg. you don t want to have sex with the pepper jack. no jack cheese in general though. please. all right, by the way, he claims to have it is called cytophelia which is a fetish for using food as sex. if somebody was to google something right now and want to throw up, i just gave you an option.
you can t go around exposing yourself with the cheese. it is wrong. i will say this, it seems to me that he is being up front about this fetish. he is not tricking people into it. it is not like he is going to a dating site saying i am a normal guy, and then you go out with him and it is the cheese. you just read a small portion of his explanation. i read the whole thing. it went on and on and on. explain to me what disturbs you. i am disturbed by the exposure, but i want to thank my bureau chief for not sending me to go to philadelphia to do live shots on the guy masterbating with cheese. if i had to do that all day long not masterbate with cheese, but report on it. you will be there tomorrow. will we bleep that out? that s in there. goodbye, career, rick. you want me to go to the next person? do you want me to move on, or do you want to make a cogent point. do you know why he picked swiss cheese? because of the holes.
soliciting prostitutes see fox is blocking his exposed jenna tale yaw, but you probably knew that. he explained his fetish on a dating website last year. he wrote to a 21-year-old woman, quite frankly, i want to be up front with you and tell you what exactly i am looking for. when i was young and even now i seem to be judged on my looks and not my personality we have all been there so starting relationships was harder for me than most. i found women liked dairy products and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus i started having sex with cheese. thus. can t get laid. women eat cheese. thus. sex with cheese. makes total sense to me i believe. rick, i am a little worried. you love cheese. when i am around you i love cheese.
to search for weeks, months, whatever, gone to libraries to find out where to get one of these things. now 10 seconds in and i have four. that microfiche was a hassle. i think i will be thinking about this all night. and i hope you do too, america. i figured that topic was pretty disturbing. i think we will move on to something a little lighter here. all right, does he have a disease or really love cheese? philadelphia police are looking for a man who has been driving around with his pants down and offering women money to pleasure him with a piece of swiss cheese. we have all been there haven t we, rick? there he is holding the cheese. sources tell philadelphia mac that the suspect is a 41-year-old and believed to be the man seen here in a picture posted on twitter by i guess a woman. by why cheese? well, the dude who has two previous arrests for
a cheese steak joke. he said his personality is a problem, but that is a chicken or egg question. if you are unattractive and women won t talk to you, isn t that weird to have sex with food? i m 49. we have body lange a wedge right body language and it is fantastic. diswhrie makes me so uncomfortable. i was hoping you wouldn t come to me. i was really hoping somebody was pranking me as i was preparing for the show tonight. you are kind of narrow minded. i will talk about the law since i am an attorney. yes, yes. use the law again as a shield against your true feelings, but please do. thank you. there is nothing illegal about his fetish, okay? for all of you at home who like cheese in this way, go at it. but just do it at home. you cannot reveal yourself to a prostitute or to anybody else without the fear of criminal prosecution. so soliciting prostitutes is