and partial-birth abortion. if she s going to have tac back to the center if she gets the nomination, she s going to get shredded. juan: are you her communications director? jesse: i should be. greg: if she wins, i m going to need the pot and the hookers. kennedy: it is wild card wednesday on thursday. lobster: oh, you guys. there s a jet! oh.i needed this. no, i can t believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on our car insurance with geico. we could have been doing this a long time ago. so, you guys staying at the hotel? yeah, we just got married. oh ho-ho! congratulations! thank you. yeah, i m afraid of commitment. and being boiled alive. oh, shoot. believe it. geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance. that guy s the worst.
i have a story about a pig who loves oreos. this potbelly pig living in ohio and she got out of her pan. apparently the nosy neighbor let her out of her little enclosure and she is a very social animal so she went through the neighborhood looking for cows. her mom got real worried and called the police officer. stuffed oreos were her favorite treat so they left a trail and she said, these are delicious? greg: that works on me. kennedy: it is so great to be a pig. let us beyond double stuffed. greg: these thin stuffed? that is just stupid. kennedy: that is just cruel cruel. they had to take a pig into custody. someone was trying to blow her house down. greg: look at that. yum, yum. who did that? that was well done. that was better than that
he sees another cat and there is a cat over there. her friend the dog says let s go back. let s have a couple of drinks. isn t that nice? [laughter] that is such a good friend. get back in the bar. you don t want any trouble. you have been drinking a little bit. there is a girl at the bar who likes you. you will forget about it and 30 seconds. animals are great. beat that one. dana: kids are even better. greg: are you sure? dana: he is from colorado and he is stephanie jones son, a friend and my sister. he had an assignment from school and had to choose an awesome american to be and he chose george w. bush. this is a part of the speech he memorized. i love baseball.
was reading something you wrote. it was a book where he was talking about his love of baseball. dana: i love baseball. juan: don t you love it when people exceed expectations? take a look at the 7-year-old. [cheers and applause] yes! they hit that home run in his game with only one arm. he has never let having one arm slow him down. he is missing most of his right arm due to a birth defect. by the way, he is getting some top notch training. week the st. louis picture through batting practice for him and he also is a golfer. at age three he was a prodigy and got to play with tiger woods and bubba watson. everybody believes in you. dana: i love that story. greg: do you really? kennedy: that will be hard at all.
strikes me. obviously he s a rat but he exchanges his rat costume for a different rat costume yesterday. he is like jussie smollett. he knows the media s weakness. cohen knew that his currency was anti-trump platitudes. he knows that it s the opiate for the media still hurting from 2016. that soliloquy, it was like he was running through everything you say at a cocktail party about trump. that media is going it s a bombshell but it turned out to be more like a mild rash that was gone by the next day. dana: the 24-hour flu. greg: it was. jesse: do you agree with dana s assessment? juan: i think dana laid out the scenario exactly right which is that now you have the democrats calling for more testimony. allen weinstein, the allen