Okay. Ill take a nap. This sort of thing never happened back at the ed sullivan theater. God, i wish i was there again. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, is stephen sleeping or is he awake . And is all existence just a collective hallucination to deceive us about the true nature of reality . Plus, stephen welcomes Thandie Newton. And ina garten. With a special appearance by john mulaney. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from his own subconscious, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo hey, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Please, please have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen. Everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause audience stephen, Stephen Stephen and. Hold on a second. cheers and applause click silence there you go. Folks, as you can see, i am coming to you once again from the beautiful ed sullivan theater here in midtown manhattan. And i can do this be
Were still getting the satellite. We need 30 seconds. Stephen okay, ill just take a nap then this sort of thing never happened at the ed sullivan theater. I wish i was there again. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen sleeping or is he weak . Plus stephen welcomes Thandie Newton, and ina garten. With a special appearance by john mulaney, featuring jon battiste and stay human. And now life from his own subconscious, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, thank you, thank you so much, please, please have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen hold on a second. There you go. Folks, as you can see, i am coming to once again from the beautiful ed sullivan theater here in midtown manhattan. And i can do that because a tod, may 1, the federal stayathome order has been lifted an lift and since were governed by the federal communications c
Still a pretty good time. Without you by my side, the days drag, like my behind on the living room carpet. In closing, i feel its imperative to write the words ive waited so achingly long to epress squirrel barking announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight going the social distance blues stephen welcomes Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer and Paul Giamatti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, whats going on . Nothin. Stephen nothins going on . Were doing a show is what were doing. These two these two and im very grateful to them these two are sitting there on their phones, paying no attention to me. I certainly hope you at home arent on your phones like my son and my wife. sighs some very eventful things going on. Stephen whats going on thats more important than you watching your father do a television show. My friend danny just shaved his head on instagram live. Stephen that is better tha
Come, it is by far, i am saying it, the finest Television Crime drama that we have in this country. Blue riband. I have seen this episode of which we speak. No spoilers. Who is this actress . She is the woman of the moment, she was in the replacement. A friend of mine thinks i look like her. They have enough of the familiar, adrian dunbar, vicky mcclure, who are excellent, every time, and then they have a guest antagonist, in this time, it is ten d newton, a list glamour, every single time, they have provided the spark. Thandie newton. I am a really big fan of it. It is some of the most tense television i have ever seen, i was watching it downstairs, as i came m, watching it downstairs, as i came in, plugged my headphones in that is the papers for this hour, they will be back at 11 30pm, for another look at the front pages. Coming up next, meet the author. Who doesnt enjoy a story that delves into the supernatural . It touches some of our deepest feelings and fears. Kate hamers new nov
Come, it is by far, i am saying it, the finest Television Crime drama that we have in this country. Blue riband. I have seen this episode of which we speak. No spoilers. Who is this actress . She is the woman of the moment, she was in the replacement. A friend of mine thinks i look like her. They have enough of the familiar, adrian dunbar, vicky mcclure, who are excellent, every time, and then they have a guest antagonist, in this time, it is ten d newton, a list glamour, every single time, they have provided the spark. Thandie newton. I am a really big fan of it. It is some of the most tense television i have ever seen, i was watching it downstairs, as i came m, watching it downstairs, as i came in, plugged my headphones in that is the papers for this hour, they will be back at 11 30pm, for another look at the front pages. Coming up next, meet the author. Who doesnt enjoy a story that delves into the supernatural . It touches some of our deepest feelings and fears. Kate hamers new nov