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happy wednesday, everybody. so don t look now. d but the metoono movement is bace but this time, what s being attacked isn t womenme. nu it s academic integrity. and once again, we look to harvardegrity that devry of e east. they don t know who to pariahs. trust me, that joke worked in the meeting. jerry in charleston, the chief diversity officer atust me univ. has just beent accused of roughlybe 40 instancs of plagiarism in her ph.d. dissertation. a si add in this single academicng paper she in her career, therere would be more accusations of plagiarism. but she was too lazy to write more than one fake paper. which begs the question, who was the last persos too n te an original idea at harvard? john adams . hn adams al gore. barack obama. you know, barack must sweating right now. not for plagiarism. he just ate a really dog. swe oh, good. now, charleston s husband is also a professor and according to the reports, her one publication even ripped ofr onf research that he
welcome to a special edition of jesse waters prime time. i m kelll editioofy mcinerney. there s one thing that every republican candidate has in common. the second you start to become popular, the liberal media will come after you. he s seen it tikayle and time fr again. it s true for trump, desantis. it even happened trump to viveke he made a splash at the debates. and today, it s true for nikki haley. at a town hall event yesterday. . . question about the civil waras . what was the cause of the united states civil wawas thr and what don t come with an caue easy question, right? i mean, i think the cause of the civil war was basically h how government was going to run the freedoms and what people could and couldn t do. what do you think the cause of the civil war was? k thi m not running for preside. i want to use a good thing forps the causide of the civil war.es i mean, i think it always comes down to the role of government and what the rights of the people are. an