Hitler Avenue: the street names the British public really want 23rd February 2021
LOCAL councils are changing outdated and offensive street names. But what names would the good old British public really like? Here are some suggestions.
Scrounger Street
The public loves a bit of doley-bashing, as evidenced by
Benefits Street, so would be delighted to see their prejudices officially confirmed. Big Telly Avenue, Pretending To Be Disabled Boulevard and You Know They’ve All Got iPhones Court would also be popular.
Han Solo Drive
Everyone’s sick of street names based on boring old real people, and everyone likes Star Wars. Let’s have Tauntaun Walk, Death Star Close and, for newcomers to the epic saga, K-2SO Grove.