just joking. if so, you need an animal psychic. they claim to have the ability to talk to dogs, cats and even squirrels. here s jeremy hubbard. is this some kind of gag? no. that s orbit. you have your own gravitational pull. reporter: speaking to animals. the stuff of cartoons. there s brian on family guy. and doug from up. my master made me this collar. reporter: even scooby doo has something to say, if you can get past of the speech impediment. what? it s good. yummy. reporter: but in real life, there s really no way to know what our pets want to say. or is there? i consider myself a professional listener. i listen, and whatever they want to say is fine. reporter: dana miller talks to pets. and she insists they talk back. well, i communicate with animals. they can communicate through telepathic communication.