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they go back and forth. larry: they answer. they answer. they re so afraid of losing a customer. larry: they answer because of fear? yeah, fear. larry: let s do another one. this is about this is about opening a sandwich stand in a casino bathroom. do you have that? yes. larry: read this letter. do you want to read it? read it. okay, i ll read it. this is to the kanook winds indian casino. i want to sell ham sandwiches in your restrooms. have a sign on the restroom mirror that says we have the potty melt. can you direct me to what office i would contact to request casino credit. they reply, dear mr. nancy, we thank you for your interest but at this time we re not interested in putting any businesses in the restroom. we have five food outlets for our customers. thank you for considering us, but at this time we are fine. larry: what do you make of i mean, your mind is wild. i think so.
his eye, he clipped every toe and called out of room at that moment. i dropped to the carpet and secured all the toenails that had been clipped off there are almost ten nails, nine and some shavings, but a full set. larry: they answered? they and he. dear mr. nancy, we are very interested in your story of the mickey mantle toenails. this is the hall of fame in cooperstown. larry: correct. they want the nails. they want them. larry: all right. that s all these are nutty letters. jerry, who s with you here? now, the man sitting next to me, the reason i am bringing him out tonight, is because in the 15 years since we have been doing this, the internet has started up and a lot of people have been out there taking credit for these letters. larry: oh, really? and saying i wrote the books and they are for sale on my site
and larry: hey, you are a genius much. that is awfully nice. larry: thanks for introducing him to the world. all you people on the internet. here he is. finally, the mystery is over. larry: the name is barry martyr, the book is all new, letters from a nut by ted l. nancy. this is ted nancy. jerry stays with us. we will be right back. half-ton crew in america has a powertrain backed for 100,000 miles. chevy silverado half-ton a consumers digest best buy and the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size pickups on the road. now get 0% apr for 72 months on 2010 silverado half-ton models with an average finance savings around $5,600. (announcer) everything you need to stretch out on long trips. residence inn.
is an inexpensive item. larry: that s correct. you are going to put the rumors to rest tonight about who wrote letters from a nut. yes. larry: who was identified as ted l. nancy, a nom deplume. a nom of plume. now this idea of this character started 15 years ago. and when the idea arose we decided to keep it a secret, who was writing these letters larry: and tonight tonight, you will meet the person who has conceived of this entire character. and it was really thought of we did it as kind of a gag, just for ourselves to have fun and the books took off. and there s been, i think, four or five of them now, best sellers and never intended to be that larry: the trouble with the book, called trouble, you can t read it without breaking up. we will read some letters later. writes crazy letters to people. and they answer him. larry writes to hotel,