audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the colbert report good to have you with us cheers and applause thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen thank you cheers and applause thank you so much well tom twell welcome to t for now. Okay. Thank you. Its day 29 of americas ebola crisis. Jesus okay. Please. laughter jimmy . Thank you. All right. laughter this thing is going to kill us all. Of course, i have been tracking the virus on my sexy c. D. C. Technician calendar. I would not mind catching whatever hes got. I am not i am not i am not something. Im sure ill get to it in a minute. laughter now im not one of these fearmongerers who will tell you that everybody is going to die. Just 90 of you. laughter the other 10 will live in a postapocalyptic afterscape ruled by gangs of psychopathic biker chicks who serve the spice lord targoth. laughter because the ebola crisis just hit america where we live. If by we you mean i. Ebola has come to new york in americas largest city. Confirmed e
All right, everyone, id like to be the first to welcome you to the gates of hell. Unfortunately, hell is a towin gate. All aw captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com captioning sponsored by Comedy Central whats up. Jon stewart, were back. Im nominated to do the ferguson challenge. Not sure if its raising money for anything. Here we go. The ferguson challenge. Im excited and nervous. [beep] [beep] [beep] oh, is that mace oh, son of a bitch jon i dont nominate anyone. Can i do the ice bucket one now. August 26th, 2014. From Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon were back. Welcome to the daily show. So nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight david rose author of enchanted objects. The emmys. Colbert report. Congratulations, great job. First big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. A series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appea
Bush was right about. I bet some of those weapons were nucular . laughter this vindication must really warm dick cheneys arc reactor . I dont know what hes got in there now. Nothing but nothing is going to kill my buzz over these wmds not even the second line of every story about them. These were not the weapons we went to war over. They were not the ones to justify the invasion. They were from the old iraniraq war. Stephen shake it like a polaroid picture. Beyonces, and lucy lius, and baby dolls. Get on the floor. You know what to do. Im sorry. I didnt catch any of that. Point is, iraq made these awful weapons, and america had a moral obligation to punish them and anyone who helped them. This has to be one of the bitterest ironies of the iraq war. These are weapons that iraq had manufactured with help from western countries including the u. S. During its war with iran in the 1980s. Stephen okay. So we helped arm them with chemical weapons in the 1980s. But come on, there are a lot of
A monument for a christmas story. This is early today for wednesday, october 30. Good morning. Obama care will be on the spot light again today on capitol hill. Hearings tuesday were filled with hated exchanges. For the first time the administration issued a direct apology for the problemplagued healthcare. Gov website. Tracie potts joins us with the latest. Just a matter of hours before they get moving again. Reporter exactly. Today you will hear from kathleen sebelius, the head of health and human services. Her department is in charge of the site. S this is her eightpage Opening Statement to Congress Today where republicans will likely grill her not the only about the failures with the site but about whether americans can afford the insurance plans. The new law is more than a website. Reporter shell Tell Congress they have had 700,000 applications. From her medicare chief no word on how many have been able to get past the error messages to actually buy insurance. We will not have the
Puritan puritan puritanica version of islam. Is it part of the problem or the solution . I will ask tony blair about that and much else. Also the price of oil has fallen by more than half in the last six months. Oil revenues make up 90 of the saudi governments income. Will it weather this storm . I will talk to Financial Times martin wolf about saudi arabia and its addiction to oil money. Then all eyes are on the european economy in 2015. Will it descend into deflation . Ill talk with the finance minister of one of europes Fastest Growing countries, George Osborn councillor of the United Kingdom. Inequality was the talk of the week from the u. S. Congress to the congress here. What is the answer . Ill gunfire you my solutions and show you a place here in switzerland where the worlds privileged traveled in order to begin to understand the lives of the underprivileged. But first here is my take. The conversation at davos is often dominated by economics and this year is no different. But