cheers larry thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. I like larry, larry yeah. Thank you welcome to the nightly show. Im your host larry, larry. Okay, now, whos pumped for super bowl sunday . cheers and applause okay, okay, okay. Here you go. Heres my super bowl prediction. Going out on a limb, going out on a limb. Heres my prediction eye will be drunk by the coin toss. cheers just saying. Wake me up for katy perry thats all im saying. laughter all right, now this has been a rough year for the nfl with all their offthefield scandal, so its got to be a relief for fans out there to finally have the scandal on the field. The socalled deflategate scandal. The nfl is investigating allegations that 11 of the 12 footballs that the patriots used in their a. F. C. Championship win over the Indianapolis Colts were underinflated. That would be an advantage since underfrom thed footballs are easieser to grip and catch. Larry okay, all right now i know you guys are expecting me to do a gratu
The socalled deflategate scandal. The nfl is investigating allegations that 11 of the 12 footballs that the patriots used in their a. F. C. Championship win over the Indianapolis Colts were underinflated. That would be an advantage since underfrom thed footballs are easieser to grip and catch. Larry okay, all right now i know you guys are expecting me to do a gratuitous ball joke here, and as tempting as it is, you know, frankly, thats all ive been hearing for the past week. I really dont want to traffic in that. So thats why i asked these guys to do it. You have 30 on the ball clock. Okay, get to it. What do tom bradys balls balls and Federal Reserve have in common. They both fear inflation. Why did tom brady go to the university of michigan . Judge y . He got rejected from ball state. Eye priest, rabbi, two deflated balls walk into a bar. What happened the. The priest fondled the deflated balls. Whats the worst job in sports . Sucking the air out of tom bradys balls. Whats the only t
Deflategate . Are you listening . I just called them cheaters. Now, me i like my football like i like my nightly show wings hot, beer cold and my balls inflated. Lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers larry thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. I like larry, larry yeah. Thank you welcome to the nightly show. Im your host larry, larry. Okay, now, whos pumped for super bowl sunday . cheers and applause okay, okay, okay. Here you go. Heres my super bowl prediction. Going out on a limb, going out on a limb. Heres my prediction eye will be drunk by the coin toss. cheers just saying. Wake me up for katy perry thats all im saying. laughter all right, now this has been a rough year for the nfl with all their offthefield scandal, so its got to be a relief for fans out there to finally have the scandal on the field. The socalled deflategate scandal. The nfl is investigating allegations that 11 of the 12 footballs that the patriots used in their a.
Bigots moving and storage. laughter now folks, if you think, if you ares saying to yourself oh t wont affect my workplace, folks youre dead wrong. As the American Family association warns, rest rooms and locker rooms could become landmines for disputes and disturbances. An anatomically male employee who claims a female gender identity might be able to demand access to the womens rest room. Now folks its already started here in new york city. X6 this is true, an all gender rest room symbol. Look at this you got a guy, you got a girl, the next one over there is already sporting a boner and laughter and the one on this end is in some sort of crazy sex swing. No way i could pee in there. I would get stage fright. Now folks it is a nightmare for employers. As the Family Research council counsels, enda would force religious Business Owners and workplaces such as Christian Book stores to accept as normal transvestite and drag queens. Oh yeah. It is wellknown that bette did letter over here is
Stephen welcome, welcome, welcome one and all my friends, my true friends. Stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, after a greeting like that i just want to blow your bagpipe. laughter folks, i hope you know that when it comes to sexual equality in the workplace i take a backseat to no one except my driver pablo. Okay. Hes a guy, because if you have seen how women parallel park, huhuh. But today, folks, i believe that we as a nation crossed an imaginary line that is suddenly all too real. The colbert reports someone on msnbc has more. Were watching the senate floor where they just passed the employment nondiscrimination act which provides workplace protection for the lgbt community. Stephen you hear that Workplace Community for the lgbt community. They want to make it illegal for an employer to discriminate against lesbia lesbian gays laughter batman and i know this one, i know one, tartar sauce, yes. Well, tho