define relation and we celebrate when good ones succeed and we celebrate when bad ones fail. we root for failure. the best part of the united states of america is we can get rid of our own leaders if enough of us vote. it can be frustrating when you live next to idiots because idiots put idiots in charge. even sometimes idiots realize they picked an idiot. and that s what happened last night in chicago chicago has been living in an a nightmare for years. and this morning the city woke up to good news the windy city is getting a new mayor. oh. thank god. and tonight we are going to tell you about what the chicago elections means for the democratic party. it s actually good news. it s good news for the country because primetime has noticed a trend. but, first, let s dance on lori s grave. she can sing. come on baby don t you want to go come on baby don t you want to go. jesse: oh, and she can dance. she can even deliver pizza. [doorbell] hey did you
smollett who folded debbie s international media, but could not fill us. it turned out smollett was a. late one night in subzero temperatures, he decided to venture out for a sandwich in downtown chicago when he was as people are accosted by two two from africa who somehow recognized him for his part in series called empire. because i that s a currently huge with muscle heads from nigeria. by the way, these two african right-wing maniacs also guess that he had vote for hillary clinton and they hated that so as trump voters did that, they started pummeling him about the face and screaming this is maga country pair because they re angry, and they re always angry these racist poured bleach on him, threw a noose around his neck, and then ran off into the night howling with demented gle for that is how smollett described it. he said this maga country an he punched me right in the face. i was just jumped. we are going to be honest with you, we had some questions about the story
chris from ohio, today my dad asked me where i come up with all these nicknames for random political figures i said it s not me, its waters. i don t even remember anybody s real name anymore. it on about how allie, and naughty, don t forget about tar tamales. i m waters, this is my world. tucker: welcome to tucker carlson tonight. one thing we have learned after many years and the news busines is that every once in a while, you get to eat some crow and admit despite your best intentions, you are completely wrong about something. tonight is one of those times. in the nearly four years we ve been under the impression, oppression we communicated to you that actor jesse was a