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Gordon Casely spotted this in the window of a Stonehaven bookseller, which made him shake his head sadly, for maths was never wipe-clean for him at school. “Wiped me out, mair like,” he says.
Mr Hide PRINCE Harry first moved to America to gain some valuable privacy. Since then he’s appeared on TV with Oprah Winfrey, been interviewed by James Corden, featured as a podcast guest and launched a prominent website and brand. His latest noble attempt to fend off unwanted attention is to write a memoir. Reader Debbie Orton says: “If Harry ever asks me to join him in a game of hide-and-seek I’ll have to respectfully decline as it’ll be the most rubbish game ever. Instead of hiding in the wardrobe, or under the bed, Harry would be leaping up and down in the middle of the living room, screeching: ‘Yoo-hoo! Over here! Shy and retiring Prince trying desperately hard not to be found!’”