violations, $2,000. that s a lot of money. it s a 99-cents bottle of cam patio. shampoo. i stayed at a hotel the other day, i grabbed as many as i could. i m going to sell them on the black market. a lot of virtue signaling in california. ever wonder what it would feel like to walk on water? a shoe company is offering a glimpse with these holy water infused sneakers, not making this up. but there s a catch. you need $1,400 to get the sneakers. yes. be careful. that s coming up. short on money. but long on time. in the sweet sunshine [ orchestral music playing ]