Finalists
“The Good, The Bad and The Off-Key.” Suzanne Elassis, online submission
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“And that is why I hate Tic Tok.” Al Stehly, Valley Center
“I thought he said ‘duel,’ not ‘duet.’” Josh Hamilton, Carlsbad
“I reckon he ain’t from around these parts.” Bill Owens, San Carlos
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“Next time, proofread your ad for ‘gun slinger.’” Susan Wiczynski, La Jolla
“I told you that gull darn idiot would sing ‘Oklahoma’ if you put a nickel in his belt buckle.” Jack Keane, San Diego
“When that feller wanted to show us his wide range, that ain’t what I was expecting.” David Lin, Escondido