and cogen analysis it s the honesty like a clogged men s room toilet at a time square burger king. we are brimming with it. for example, just now i said happy wednesday and, true, it s wednesday. fox and friends would have said something like, thursday. stupid liars. but that s not just an isolated instance of honesty. it permeates this show like powdered sugar in brian stelter s chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example, this was a slow news day. so slow i was like the only one in this building. wait until jesse sees what i did to his suits. hi no idea polyester was that flammable. now i could have done a mono on inflation or joe biden but really not again. it s so boring. thankfully a producer offered this headline. quote, transgender x neo-nazi robber to receive fast track gender confirmation surgeries. wow. i m so glad he s an ex neo-nazi. but talk about a perfect storm of gutfeldian content. trans, nazi, gender surgery, prison. it sounds like a hogan s heroes af
the car was yelling oh, god, oh, god, the whole time and i was just cracking up. that happens to me usually in the back. tyrus: you knew it kat: yeah, i knew it. i was like emily why. greg: it s your fault. tyrus: either he s giving it to her before the show, no one walks into it like that. greg: you know i m a disgusting person. emily: my mind doesn t go there, i don t mean to. tyrus: now we know he s giving her notes, say this kat: yeah, say this. yeah. greg: last word cat, do you even know what a car is? i do not to bag. i don t drive ever, though, my husband always does and i do my job of saying i have to be greg:. greg: i love it, you re the type that drinks a ton of stuff before you get in the car and it s a road trip and for the next every 20 minutes it s stop here stop there.
kat, the inmate donna langon was born peter kevin langon was convicted for life in prison plus 35 years for robbing with firearms assaulting officers and other firearms charges. not sure that s illegal anymore. at the time he was part of a neo-nazi group called the arian republican army. this guy was such bad news i m surprised kat didn t let him sleep on her couch. [laughter] greg: he spent two decades in a male prison. lucky bastard. before being transferred to a female one. of course i m sure the number of inmates like langon isn t big. but doesn t everything start out small until it isn t anymore. except for me, i never grow. but everything else expands through corruption. it s based on the gutfeld series of system gaming, or gsosg.
life. greg: yes. plus 35 years. tyrus: plus 35. you realize that he dies, and come back, he got 35 more years to go. [laughter]. tyrus: and this is the guy, this is the gal, this is the gal that is the front of the line for this type of surgery. if this if she wasn t in prison, she would have to rely on her own self, family, insurance or whatever but she lost those rights when she chose to get life plus 35 years. so i would schedule the surgery for her life plus 35 years and one day. emily: there you go. i like that. greg: doesn t this go back to what i always say, kat? prison really isn t that bad, right? i mean, you ve got a roof over your head, you get three meals.
those resources. especially because she knows that because she, herself, left, is so disgusting. and i don t know how you get away with that publicly without everyone being pissed off by it greg: yeah. you know, tyrus, i was thinking about this rule about running from the cops. this is so agent. there s no way i can run. like this is just an 18 year old. tyrus: you don t have to. you can just say i m going to run don t come near me. i ll do it. and the cop will be like you, oop. you can psych him out kat: doesn t have to be a good run. tyrus: you have to give me ten seconds. greg: what if i skip away. tyrus: given your athleticism i think that qualifies. greg: i m really good at skipping. tyrus: then i would skip away gutfeld. you know, what bothers me the most about this is how stupid, how just stupid. we re out of gas and supplies.