now they re just putting random words together. here s one i made up, super taco death rattle spoon. [laughter] i don t even know what it means, but i do know about collusion. first, it s not collusion for people to chat. if so, then why isn t joy behar in jail? [laughter] lock her up. and is listening a crime? if so, i now have an excuse for ignoring my wife with. ooh, an old joke. i know, it s going to hurt. [laughter] also, the media now tells us that a private citizen can t engage in the same behavior that they can. do they have special rights that we don t? carl bernstein would crawl over a bed of angry ferrets to get to that meeting, then call the source a whistleblower. if it were chelsea clinton, she d suddenly be called a citizen journalist. hell, if you offered dirt on trump to bill clinton, he might stop groping a waitress just to take a look. [laughter] if info or trump was offered to the media, do you think they d ponder its origins?