Subcontractors. Well, i need to get back to the flaming excrement you. Stephen mean hell . No, im going to the olympics. Tonight, stephen welcomes will smith, logan lerman, and musical guest, tony bennett. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed Sullivan Stephen colbert cheers and applause thank you. Hey stephen thanks, everybody, youre very kind. Jon Stephen Colbert stephen thanks, everybody, have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Thats very ceend of you, but i happen to know youre only applauding so you can feel your fingers again. Welcome to the late show. Im your ho, this evening. And listen. cheers and applause the feeling is mutual. The feeling is mutual, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to know something. I come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. laughter and yet, every day, more words come out of his face. laughter applause where to begin. One . Plau its a lot the face. Heres one donalds in hot water for some comments he
Stephen colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see you. cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the late show, im there is with a loved one tonight. I have terrible news angelina and brad pitt are getting a divorce. Thats right, no more brangelina. Theyre just going to be jelina and bran. Heres what happened. The divorce papers were filed yesterday in los angeles superior court, citing irreconcilable attractiveness. laughter now, why did this happen . We dont know. We dont know. Were not sure. In the early hours after something this cataclysmic, it is the fog of war. But rumors are swirling that brad had an affair with french actress marion cotil
Welcome to the show. Welcome to the late show. Thanks so much, everybody. cheers and applause welcome to can the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much, thank you so much. Im your host, stephen colbert, and you are here on a very special night. A little later i will be sitting down with Bruce Springsteen. cheers and applause jon obviously. Well see if we can get to it. Everyone is talking about this donald trump guy, and i do mean everyone. Yesterday, the dalai lama appeared on a british morning show and said this have you met donald trump . Never. What do you think of him . I dont know. Sometimes when you see him, the the way his hair Something Like that. Stephen thats a pretty good impression. Thought you said you never met him. Because his hair is like this, and his mouth is like. Jon oh, man stephen i wonder how that feels. How does that feel . Imagine being trashtalked by the dalai lama. Jon thats serious. Stephen i have to wonder what did he do in a previous life . I
Stephen colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see you. cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the late show, im and i hope everyone here and out there is with a loved one tonight. I have terrible news angelina and brad pitt are getting a divorce. Thats right, no more brangelina. Theyre just going to be jelina and bran. Heres what happened. The divorce papers were filed yesterday in los angeles superior court, citing irreconcilable attractiveness. laughter now, why did this happen . We dont know. We dont know. We can speculate. Were not sure. In the early hours after something this cataclysmic, it is the fog of war. But rumors are swirling that
Stephen colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see you. cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the late show, im and i hope everyone here and out there is with a loved one tonight. I have terrible news angelina and brad pitt are getting a divorce. Thats right, no more brangelina. Theyre just going to be jelina and bran. Heres what happened. The divorce papers were filed yesterday in los angeles superior court, citing irreconcilable attractiveness. laughter now, why did this happen . We dont know. We dont know. We can speculate. Were not sure. In the early hours after something this cataclysmic, it is the fog of war. But rumors are swirling that