Dear Abby: I have been married for close to a year, and in this short time I’ve seen a side of my wife I’ve never seen before. Although I met her during a period of sobriety, she drinks now. The problem is what she does when she drinks. On one occasion, she was supposed to go to the market and return on foot. Instead I found her in a car with a stranger, drinking and high. She claimed it was too cold to walk and she was just trying to keep warm.
what possessed you to go the full blacula? i knew you were going to talk about me, and i knew you remember blacula, blaxploitation from the 70s? i had been wanting an opera cloak forever because i think they re so cool. and i actually saw one. suit supply had one. i got it, and i had nothing to wear it to. then i said if i m going to i went to clive davis pre-grammy party. if i m going to go to that party, the grammys is the only time i can wear that. i busted that sucker out, and everybody loved it. i was getting called blacula and nobody loved it more than i did, d. lemon. people on social media were saying, i can t wait for the handoff on monday. chris is going to rip you a new one. no, not at all. all love. did you like it? come on, honestly. of course i like it.
from the 70s. i had been wanting an opera cloak forever because i think they re so cool. suit supply had one. i got it, and i had no wear to wear it too. then i said if i m going to i went to clive davis pre-grammy party. if i m going to go to that party, the grammys is the only time i can wear that. i busted that sucker out, and everybody loved it. i was getting called blakula and nobody loved it more than i did, d. lemon. people on social media were saying, i can t wait for the handoff on monday. chris is going to rip you a new one. no, not at all. all love. did you like it? come on, honestly. of course i like it. what s not to like? it s really, chris. it s beautiful. i got to see it. and it s velvet. it s got the cutouts for the arms. and i said, if i m going to do it, i m going to do it. i had on the white dinner jacket. i went all out. i don t like i m like you. i don t like awards shows.