[ ] [ cheering ] greg that was stupid. Terrible thank you. [ chanting ] greg while. Competing gregs. Happy monday, everyone. Lets get started. March is womens history month. Yeah. [ cheering ] will we the conservation the woman in history as if there ever let us forget. [ laughter ] harbour University Poll shows donald trump with his sixpoint lead over joe bi biden. Meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with a sixpoint lead over hemorrhoids. [ laughter ] the cdc is no longer recommending that americans steal her Testing Positive for covid19. Anthony rota cannot be reached for comment as he is busy looking for his lost ring. [ laughter ] academics at the University Of Kent have just relieved a groundbreaking study that debunks a woman per Preferreds Will turns out the optimal length is just didnt see men or women, you know . Disgusting. Irritated prison guard from wisconsin has made a world michael 34,000 big macs. Are some people call it Marianne Williamson has an suspended
Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
Greg all right thank you thank you, thank you. Thank you, sir. So happy, february 29th. Its a date that only happens once every four years. He reminds me to change my sheets [laughter] its often said that life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you have, the less crap youve got to eat. But in Gavin Gavin Newsom california, they mean it literally. They mandated a higher minimum wage for Fast Food Restaurants, raising it from 16 to 20 an hour. But it offers an Odd Exemption for chains that bake bread and sell it as a standalone item. Why . What difference does that make . Why shouldnt a restaurant bakery be subject to the same laws as Everybody Else . Is the bakers union that powerful . If you cross them, lee lined up with the pillsbury dough boys head in your bed . No one will say. But according to a new Bloomberg News report, newsome pushed for the Bread Exemption to help a long Time Campaign donor, billionaire greg flynn, who happens to own a bunch of panera breads. I know you kn
Plus, dennis quaid. On a football player. You got to pump up the volume here. Jesse what happened yesterday the former president being prosecuted by the sitting president will leave a black stain on the fabric of this country. But lets not forget who has moved those whose move this war. The New York Times reported that joe biden directed his Attorney General to prosecute his rival. Mr. Barton privately told his close circle of advisers that mr. Trump posed a threat to democracy and should be prosecuted for his role in the events of jan sixth. According to two people familiar with his comments. He also told confidence that he wanted the Attorney General to stop acting like a ponderous judge and to take decisive action. This is not an independent justice department. This is not an independent special counsel. The prosecution is being directed by the commanderinchief. And. And now the Corporate Media is engaged in a bloodthirsty and libelous war against one man who represents more than 75
They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their High School Year books. They thought they were the [bleep]. But you knew no matter what like an sand l sketch it wasnt going to end well. For them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. What happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the wal tons. So lets start with the thief in dad, friday he finally acknowledged his seventh granddaughter with london roberts, this aftering avoiding her like she was kamala harris. For some reason it came in an exclusive statement to People Magazine making it their best scoop since they discovered the Love Child Hi with angela lansbury. She was a hell of an animal. But heres what he said to a doozy back in 2019. Mr. Vicepresident im wondering if you have a comment this report and court filing that your son hunter made you